STARRING

COMEDIAN, ACTOR & WRITER

ALISTAIR BARRIE

 

 

Alistair Barrie is one of the top headliners on the international comedy circuit. He has performed in over 40 countries including acclaimed performances in Australia, Cape Town, Mumbai, New Zealand and the legendary Comedy Cellar in New York. He is a regular at London’s world-famous Comedy Store and a core member of their weekly topical ‘Cutting Edge’ team. He has also entertained international troops as far away as Afghanistan, Cyprus and the UAE.

 

He has made countless appearances at UK music festivals including Glastonbury, Latitude, Bestival and Green Man and taken several solo shows to The Edinburgh Festival. His 2013 and 2015 shows were nominated for ‘Best Show at The Fringe’ with the latter transferring to London for a run at The Soho Theatre, and he was runner-up in the 2015 English Comedian of the Year. His 2018 show, 'The InternationAL' premiered at the 2018 Melbourne Festival and went on to Edinburgh where it received a highly coveted five star review from The Scotsman, before selling out its entire run at The 2019 New Zealand International Comedy Festival. After a limited run sold out in 2021, Alistair returned to Edinburgh in 2022 with the critically acclaimed 'Alistaircratic.' The Herald described him as 'one of the UK's sharpest comedians'. 

 

Alistair is a frequent panelist on BBC Scotland’s award-winning ‘Breaking the News’ and a regular pundit on Times Radio, Radio 4 and 5Live. He has appeared on numerous radio and television shows all over the world, including 'Celebrity Deal or No Deal', ‘BBC Breakfast,’ 'Good Morning South Africa' and ‘The Blame Game’ in Northern Ireland. He has also written for the most of the major TV and radio networks and a number of other comedians, as well as keeping a regular blog, 'Food Ponce,’ about restaurants he visits on his travels.

 

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Phil Nichol is a truly unique performer. An acclaimed actor, award winning comedian, producer, presenter, writer and musician, there is no end to his talent!

Phil is an energetic and exciting performer with an unquenchable thirst to break boundaries and innovate with his work. His skill as an improviser whether it be musical, comedy or straight is unparalleled. With a surreal edge to his mischievous rantings, Nichol always brings something new to the stage. His keen sense of fun and eye for the shocking and absurd has cemented his position as one of the best comedians on the circuit today. Phil’s assured and award winning performances in his theatrical work have attracted critical accolades and see him in great demand as an actor.

 

"Riotously funny!" - SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

WITH A GREAT SUPPORTING LINEUP

 

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STARRING

DARRYL PURVIS
"A seasoned, professional headliner who tours the country and is
one of the most underrated standups in the industry."
 - Toronto Star

 

 

"I'm originally from Antigonish, Nova Scotia. Stand-Up comedy was what I always wanted to do. I even went to university, got a business degree, and knew from day one that I was never going to do anything other than stand up. So I made my parents happy...and then I made them sad.

People always ask me how I got into comedy. Well, I graduated university, I moved to Toronto, I called Yuk Yuks, I did an amateur night, and that was it. Boring story.

But since then, life has gotten a little more interesting. I've been lucky enough to record my own television special, performed across North America, in the UK, even in Iceland. I've lived in New York City, LA, San Francisco, and now back in Toronto...comedy has been good to me!"

 

WITH A GREAT SUPPORTING LINEUP

 

STARRING

MULTI AWARD WINNING COMEDIAN

TAMER KATTAN

WINNER OF COMEDY KNOCKOUT TRUTV

'This is one comic you do not want to miss live'

 

 

Tamer Kattan is a powerhouse of a headliner who honed his skills in LA, NYC & London. His international experiences include tours for the UN troops in Afghanistan, performing at the American University in Cairo during the Egyptian revolution and the Edinburgh fringe in Scotland, where he received three 4 star reviews from international press, immediately followed by being featured on Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity event with Todd Glass and Hannibal Buress, winning The World Series of Comedy, Comedy Knockout on truTV, “Best of Fest” at Big Pine Comedy Festival & 3 weeks later winning The Portland Comedy Festival. He has TV & Radio credits on BBC and SkyTV in the UK as well as in the U.S. on Fox, HULU, Netflix, Amazon & truTV. In 2021 he joined the writing staff of the soon to be released animated series “Tantrum Jesus” as Writer/Producer.

 

 

DANNY POSTHILL

 

Danny Posthill is a comedy Impressionist, and his versatile act caters for all walks of life with unbeatable stand up and a string of impressions, such as Alan Carr, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and President Donald Trump, alongside all the other topical political characters of today. Danny has performed all over the world, working around the Mediterranean and South America, plus taking his ‘Donald Trump act’ far and wide, performing at events from London to Singapore. His Tv Credentials include ‘Pointless Celebrities’, where he appeared alongside fellow impressionists Alistair McGowan, Rory Bremner and Jon Culshaw. He also starred as “Donald Trump” in a spoof rap battle against “Hilary Clinton” for sky news. Finally, not forgetting Danny’s outstanding performance on Britain’s got Talent, during 2015, where he reached the Grand Final. Danny is regular headline act at Comedy clubs across the UK, and has most recently taken his own one man show “That Bloke Who Does Voices” to The Edinburgh Fringe.

 

“Best impressionist doing stand –up I’ve seen, apart from me of course

Alistair McGowan

 

CHRISTIAN REILLY
 

At the age of 15, Christian Reilly joined a band to get laid.

The Salvation Army had different ideas…

 

As former integral part of the Perrier award-winning show Otis Lee Crenshaw and the Black Liars, with comic/songster Rich Hall, Christian's career has taken him around the world three times. On his way, he received accolades at international festivals and numerous network TV credits in the USA, Australia, New Zealand and Britain.

 

Now a solo stand-up performer and playing all the major comedy venues in his own right, Christian uses his dynamic guitar and vocal skills to target histrionic rock bands, musical theatre and morose indie musicians. He recently wrote and performed for 'That Was Then This Is Now' (BBC Radio 2) as musical counterpart to Richard Herring and Emma Kennedy, as well as giving his improvisation skills an outing on Radio 2's 'Jammin'.

 

Christian's comic songs, improvisations, sharp wit and youthful energy have delighted audiences wherever he performs.

 

"This genuine, trendy, confident comedian has a natural talent

for risky jokes, song and quips which you can’t help laughing at!

If you get the chance to see Reilly live, do so. He is not to be missed!" 

Funny.co.uk 

 

STARRING

LIVE AT THE APOLLO STAR

CALLY BEATON

“Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it” - TIME OUT
“Properly funny. A real find” - SANDI TOKSVIG

 

 

Cally Beaton is a comedian that is known for her TV appearances in shows like BBC’s QI as well as The Apprentice You’re Fired, Radio 4’s Museum of Curiosity, The Unbelievable Truth and Saturday Live. She is a frequent guest and commentator on BBC 5 Live, BBC Radio London and Times Radio.

 

Her journey fo transitioning from Senior Vice President of ViacomCBS (Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and Paramount) started when Cally was forty five. It was while working for Comedy Central, on the road with the late, great Joan Rivers, that Cally was nudged into the sphere of performance. Acting as an unofficial business event warm-up for Ms. Rivers, it was she (then 81) who told Cally she had what it took to be a stand-up; and so, as a 45 year old single parent, Cally first took to the stage. She has since become one of the UK’s most-booked professional comedians.

 

Her latest project – a blazing podcast ‘Namaste M*therF*ckers‘ on Audioboom is where the worlds of comedy, self help and business collide.

 

 

STARRING

 

COMEDIAN & PRESENTER

TOM WARD
“Inventive, imaginative…Like a post-rave Micky Flanagan”

 

SUNDAY 12th MARCH 2023

 

DOORS 6.30pm COMEDY STARTS 7pm

 

 

STARRING

SHAZIA MIRZA

Award-Winning Comedian and Writer

 

 

Shazia Mirza is an award-winning British stand-up comedian and writer.

Listed by The Observer as ‘One of the 50 funniest acts in British Comedy’, Shazia’s international sell-out tours include; Norway, Sweden, Denmark, France, Germany, Switzerland, India, Pakistan, Singapore, Indonesia, China, Hong Kong, Cambodia and Kosovo.

 

Shazia’s tour ‘Coconut’ was nominated for ‘Best Stand-Up Tour Show’ in Channel 4’s National Comedy Awards 2021.

 

A regular celebrity guest on TV and Radio, Shazia is a survivor of ‘Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls‘ and has made appearances on many prime-time and popular shows

 

STARRING

BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT STAR

STEFANO PAOLINI

"A remarkable repertoire of voices and sounds" - THE STAGE

 

 

Britain's Got Talent Star Stefano Paolini is a British-Italian stand up comedian combining spot-on impressions, hilarious characters, and even beatboxing to create a uniquely entertaining show.

 

A familiar face on the UK comedy circuit, Stefano’s impressive mimicry of animals and musical instruments is second only to his rave stand up routines. His headline shows don’t begin and end with the UK, however, as Stefano has performed in Germany, Malta, Switzerland, Italy, Belgium, Holland, Dubai, Abu-Dhabi, Doha, Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand and Myanmar, making his undeniable talent known to the broader world.

 

The Evening Standard called Stefano the “best voice merchant on the circuit” and claims he is destined for “far wider exposure”, something breathless audiences up and down the UK would certainly back.

 

STARRING

STEVE WILLIAMS

AS SEEN ON

Russell Howard’s Good News, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow,

Tonight at the Palladium, Stand Up Central, Edinburgh and Beyond

and The Comedy Store on Paramount

 

 

Welsh stand up comedian Steve Williams is recognised as one of the most exciting and electrifying live performers on the comedy club circuit.

 

His three solo shows at the Edinburgh Festival garnered considerable critical success, with national tours following. He has also performed on tour with Russell Howard, Lee Mack and Danny Bhoy.

 

Steve’s TV appearances include Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Russell Howard’s Good News, Tonight at the Palladium, Stand Up Central, Edinburgh and Beyond and The Comedy Store.

 

STARRING

DOMINIC HOLLAND

 

 

Perrier-winning Dominic played a writer in both series of Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive on BBC3. He’s also just finished recording a new series, Holland Shorts for BBC R4. His film, TV and radio work also includes, The Small World of Dominic Holland (BBC R4), which was named as one of the station’s listeners most popular comedy shows when broadcast in 2000. His other credits include Young Persons’ Guide to Becoming a Rock Star and the film Tube Tales, directed by Armando Iannucci.


He also writes for Harry Enfield, Lenny Henry, On the Spot, What If (BBC R2), and Clive Anderson (BBC), in which he also appeared giving a comedic slant to the weeks news topics and is a regular guest on Five’s ‘The Wright Stuff’ and C4’s ‘Richard and Judy Show’ as well as Boom Bang a Bang- the National Lottery Draw Show.

 

His first novel, Only In America, was published in 2002 to excellent reviews, and his follow-up, The Ripple Effect, the following year. He has written two episodes of an animated sitcom called, The Wild World of Warren, being produced by Baby Cow Productions for ITV.

 

In addition, Dominic has made numerous guest appearances on such television shows as Have I Got News For You, The Clive James Show, The Brian Conley Show, The Des O’Connor Show, The Stand Up Show, Edinburgh Nights, Best of Edinburgh, The Royal Variety Show and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Dominic has performed five critically-acclaimed sell out one-man shows at the Edinburgh Festival. He won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award in 1993 followed by a Perrier Nomination in 1996.


Dominic has an acute eye for people’s idiosyncrasies, weaving minute details and observations into his material. His engaging stage presence gives his shows a real intimacy and warmth.


As one of the country’s most respected comedians, playing regularly at The Comedy Store and Jongleurs and performing at theatres all over the country.

 

“One of television’s quickest wits” - The Daily Telegraph
“The British Jerry Seinfeld” - Time Out

 

 

STARRING

JEFF INNOCENT

British Comedian of the Year 2021-22

 

 

Jeff Innocent is a popular and experienced stand up comedian, actor, writer and cultural commentator. As a stand up comedian he has reached near legendary status among his peers and audience alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his East End ‘Geezer’ appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and subject matter. Inspiring the guardian to describe him as a comedian with, ‘The body of a nightclub bouncer and the brains of a university boffin’.

 

He continues to cement his position within the premiership of British comedians with his weekly performances at The Comedy Store. He has also taken one man shows to The Edinburgh Fringe. The spread of the comedy circuit globally has found Jeff performing in such unlikely and far flung locations as China, India, Norway and Vietnam to name but a few.


His recent acting credits include appearances in the children’s TV programme, Little Howard’s Big Question and BBC’s extremely popular historical drama series, Call The Midwife.


As a writer he has contributed to a number of publications and websites such as The Independent, The Ecologist and London Is Funny, on a wide range of topics including environmental issues, history and music. He also lectures on stand up comedy at The London Comedy School.

 

"Extremely talented cockney philosopher" - Time Out

 

PLUS A GREAT SUPPORTING LINEUP

ALISTAIR WILLIAMS • JUSTIN PANKS (MC) • ADAM GREENE • KEVIN O'CONNELL

DOUBLE HEADLINE SHOW

 

STARRING

DANNY POSTHILL
Britain's Got Talent Finalist 2015
and

ADAM BLOOM

AS SEEN ON
Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week and many more...

 

 

DANNY POSTHILL

 

Danny Posthill is a comedy Impressionist, and his versatile act caters for all walks of life with unbeatable stand up and a string of impressions, such as Alan Carr, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and President Donald Trump, alongside all the other topical political characters of today. Danny has performed all over the world, working around the Mediterranean and South America, plus taking his ‘Donald Trump act’ far and wide, performing at events from London to Singapore. His Tv Credentials include ‘Pointless Celebrities’, where he appeared alongside fellow impressionists Alistair McGowan, Rory Bremner and Jon Culshaw. He also starred as “Donald Trump” in a spoof rap battle against “Hilary Clinton” for sky news. Finally, not forgetting Danny’s outstanding performance on Britain’s got Talent, during 2015, where he reached the Grand Final. Danny is regular headline act at Comedy clubs across the UK, and has most recently taken his own one man show “That Bloke Who Does Voices” to The Edinburgh Fringe.

 

“Best impressionist doing stand –up I’ve seen, apart from me of course

Alistair McGowan

 

 

ADAM BLOOM

 

Adam Bloom is undoubtedly one of Britain’s most exciting and original stand-up comedians. This whirlwind of a comedian has become one of the most in demand headliners performing today.

From the moment he set foot on the circuit over 18 years ago, he stunned the industry with his rapid rise. This included producing countless sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival, breaking box office records at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival for a first visit and performing a sell-out UK tour, all within his first five years. All this has brought constant requests for shows, not only in the UK & Australia, but also across the world. From Amsterdam to Cape Town as well as other festivals in Montreal, Sydney, Auckland, Wellington & Kilkenny.

His originality and speed of thought has also resulted in him being hired to write for numerous TV & radio shows – including three series of ‘The Problem with Adam Bloom’ for BBC Radio 4, as well as writing for over 20 other comedians

and personalities, even writing award acceptance speeches.

He is an immensely versatile artist who likes to attune his comedy to his audience, often working his sets around the immediate crowd or subjects that come up spontaneously. This particular talent has made him as popular for corporate events as he is for headlining at clubs around the county. He performs at dozens of company and private events every year with glowing reviews. Adam Bloom’s energy, timing and comedic depths make him an ideal choice for any occasion.

 

“In the premier league of comedy” – The Independent

 

STARRING

 

COMEDIAN, MUSICIAN, ACTOR & WRITER

ROB DEERING
Bruisingly hilarious...brilliant musical comedian' - Time Out

 

 

'Join Rob Deering and guests as House of Stand Up presents

An Evening of Top London Comedy’

 

Rob Deering performs stand-up comedy with music, using a guitar, a loop pedal and his voice to create impressive rock and pop soundscapes – and do jokes, of course. Along with being one of the most in-demand headliners on the UK circuit, he’s toured nationally and performed solo shows at the Edinburgh Fringe many times since starting out in comedy in the year 2000. His late-night, live-music comedy pop quiz Beat This is a festival institution, on London’s South Bank, at Wales’ Green Man and many more beside Edinburgh.

 

Rob has performed throughout the world, in shows from the Middle East to Melbourne, Shanghai to the South of France, and he has appeared on any number of Radio and TV shows, often using his extensive knowledge of film, popular music and... well, ‘general’; he has won Celebrity Mastermind and a comedians’ special of the Weakest Link on BBC One, for example. He also recently ran all over Britain for BBC 6 Music. Yes, Rob runs, presenting the podcast Running Commentary with fellow running comic Paul Tonkinson, and fundraising for his favoured charity Parkinson’s UK; he has run seven marathons. He produces and hosts

Parkinson’s UK’s annual gig Shake With Laughter at London’s Comedy Store, where he is also a regular member of the Cutting Edge topical comedy team.

 

 

STARRING

AHIR SHAH

AS SEEN ON

Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You,

Live At The Apollo and The Mash Report.

 

 

Ahir Shah's sharp, intellectual brand of stand-up features a blend of philosophical inquiry, political vigour, and sweet gags.

 

Shah's shows CONTROL and DUFFER were both nominated for Best Show at the 2017 and 2018 Edinburgh Fringe Festivals. His 2019 show, DOTS, was filmed at London's Vaudeville Theatre for HBOMax. He has performed multiple sold-out runs in London's West End and toured nationally and internationally in Europe, Australia and India. 

 

★★★★★ 
"Intricately crafted, profoundly moving, howlingly funny… 
he’s a blazing talent firing on all cylinders"

The Daily Telegraph

 

 

STARRING

LEE HURST
The bald one from the hit BBC TV program 'They Think Its All Over'

shows why he is even better seen live.

 

 

 

After earning his spurs on the UK comedy circuit Lee became the warm-up man for Have I Got News For You? The producers needed a warm-up man for the pilot of their new comedy sports quiz, They Think It’s All Over, and Lee being as sharp as he was they decided to have him as a regular panellist. Although he had no sporting prowess and he knew next to nothing about football, he won over millions of viewers each week with his quick witted banter. Lee appeared as a regular panellist in the first five series of They Think It’s All Over leaving in 1998.

 

He returned for two appearances as a guest towards the end of its run for Series 17 in 2004, and for the Comic Relief 24 Hour Panel People Special on 6 March 2011. Lee’s other TV credits include presenting Shark Tank, Salvage Squad and The Warehouse, and guest appearances on That’s Showbusiness, The Stand Up Show and Have I Got News For You. He also appeared as a regular panellist on Don’t Give Up Your Day Job as well as fronting ITV’s short-lived revival of the entertainment show Saturday Night Live.

 

Lee was the creator of Bring Me the Head of Light Entertainment, which ran for five series on Channel 5 between 1997 and 2000. On radio, Lee has guested on The Steve Wright Show, Euromix, Two Men and a Transmitter and The Robert Elms Show. He was team captain on Hold The Front Page. He also presented Wriggling with Eels, a study of Cockney comedians for BBC Radio 4.

 

 

STARRING

JEFF INNOCENT
British Comedian of the Year 2021-22

 

 

Jeff Innocent is a popular and experienced stand up comedian, actor, writer and cultural commentator. As a stand up comedian he has reached near legendary status among his peers and audience alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his East End ‘Geezer’ appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and subject matter. Inspiring the guardian to describe him as a comedian with, ‘The body of a nightclub bouncer and the brains of a university boffin’.

 

He continues to cement his position within the premiership of British comedians with his weekly performances at The Comedy Store. He has also taken one man shows to The Edinburgh Fringe. The spread of the comedy circuit globally has found Jeff performing in such unlikely and far flung locations as China, India, Norway and Vietnam to name but a few.


His recent acting credits include appearances in the children’s TV programme, Little Howard’s Big Question and BBC’s extremely popular historical drama series, Call The Midwife.


As a writer he has contributed to a number of publications and websites such as The Independent, The Ecologist and London Is Funny, on a wide range of topics including environmental issues, history and music. He also lectures on stand up comedy at The London Comedy School.

 

"Extremely talented cockney philosopher" - Time Out

 

 

STARRING

ZOE LYONS
'Lyons has what it takes to delight any crowd' - The Guardian

 

 

Zoe Lyons took her first steps down the comedy path in 2003 after training as an actress at the Poor School in London. She went on to win the Funny Women Competition in 2004 and her debut Edinburgh show was nominated for the if.comedy newcomer award. In 2008 she won the Dave, Funniest Joke of The Fringe Award.


Zoe has appeared in many TV shows including Mock the Week, The Wright Stuff, Michael McIntyre Roadshow, Live At The Apollo, and many more. Her radio credits include Just A Minute, The News Quiz Show and a regular guest on the Sandi Toksvig Show.


The BBC tapped Zoe, to host “Lightning,” a fast-paced quiz show broadcast recently on BBC Two. Award-winning comic and one-time Survivor contestant Lyons said It’s incredibly exciting to be the host of Lightning It’s a dream job for me as I’m a massive quiz fan and – unlike the contestants – I love being in the spotlight.


“Always fizzling with indignation and throwing out a hugely enjoyable mix of brutal putdowns and richly funny stories, Lyons has what it takes to delight any crowd.”
THE GUARDIAN


“Probably the most impressive British female comic on the circuit.”
THE SKINNY, EDINBURGH

 

STARRING

TOM DEACON
 

 

Tom is one of the hottest young stand-ups on the circuit today, having already performed on The Rob Brydon Show and Dave’s One Night Stand.

After winning The Chortle Student Comedian Award in 2007, Tom took part in Edinburgh Festival’s longest running group comedy show, The Comedy Zone in 2008, which previously launched the careers of Russell Howard, Harry Hill

and Al Murray.

 

The following year he returned to the festival with his first solo show, Indecisive, performing to sold-out crowds and gaining critical acclaim. Tom returned to the festival in 2011 with new show Can I Be Honest? and in 2012 is debuting Tom Deacon: Deaconator.

 

From 2007 Tom presented The 5:19 Show, a youth orientated programme for BBC Switch, featuring comedy sketches, music and celebrity interviews. The show aired daily online and on Saturday mornings on BBC Two.

 

As of March 2010 Tom has been the host of his own show on BBC Radio 1. The show broadcasts every Sunday from 7-9pm.

 

‘Slick stagecraft, bags of energy’
Chortle

‘With looks, confidence, charm and great material,

expect other comics to lynch him’
The Sunday Times

 

STARRING

PHIL NICHOL

 

 

Phil Nichol is a truly unique performer. An acclaimed actor, award winning comedian, producer, presenter, writer and musician, there is no end to his talent!

Phil is an energetic and exciting performer with an unquenchable thirst to break boundaries and innovate with his work. His skill as an improviser whether it be musical, comedy or straight is unparalleled. With a surreal edge to his mischievous rantings, Nichol always brings something new to the stage. His keen sense of fun and eye for the shocking and absurd has cemented his position as one of the best comedians on the circuit today. Phil’s assured and award winning performances in his theatrical work have attracted critical accolades and see him in great demand as an actor. He's currently playing Hugo in the smash hit West End production of ''Everybody's Talking About Jamie.'

 

"Riotously funny!" - SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

 

 

STARRING
 

COMEDIAN, WRITER & PODCASTER
SCOTT BENNETT

 

 

After starting comedy in late 2009, Scott is a stand-up comedian and writer whose star is most definitely on the rise.


His last two shows Leap Year and Relax were nominated for ‘Best Show’ at the Leicester Comedy Festival and has been named by Chortle as "One To Watch" for 2018 & 2019.


His debut hour stand up show 'About a Roy' was nominated for the highly acclaimed Amused Moose Comedy Award and was selected as one of the top ten shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2015.


He has appeared on BBC Radio 4’s The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Likely Dads and Elephant in the Room with Sarah Millican, The Summer Festival with Daliso Chaponda, The Comedy Club with Arthur Smith, and Knock Knock with Helen Lederer. He also featured on the BBC One show, 'Live from The Edinburgh Fringe.'
During the lockdown of 2020, Scott pioneered the viral hit, Stand up from the Shed, a weekly topical live streamed stand up show from his actual garden shed. The show achieved national coverage in the press, Sky News, BBC News and Five Live and has had over 150,000 views.


At the end of 2020, in the Comics Comic awards Scott was voted "Best Act" a prestigious award decided by comedians and promoters in the industry. Previous winners include, Mick Ferry, Zoe Lyons and Ian Stone. In 2022 Scott appeared on 'Live At The Apollo' to great acclaim.


In 2017 and 2018 Scott supported his comedy hero, Rob Brydon on his National UK tour dates for his latest show I am Standing Up and was selected to do a support slot for Michael McIntyre as part of his work in progress shows at the Duchess Theatre in London alongside Keri Godliman, Russell Kane and Ed Gamble.

 

STARRING

DOMINIC HOLLAND

 

Perrier-winning Dominic played a writer in both series of Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive on BBC3. He’s also just finished recording a new series, Holland Shorts for BBC R4. His film, TV and radio work also includes, The Small World of Dominic Holland (BBC R4), which was named as one of the station’s listeners most popular comedy shows when broadcast in 2000. His other credits include Young Persons’ Guide to Becoming a Rock Star and the film Tube Tales, directed by Armando Iannucci.


He also writes for Harry Enfield, Lenny Henry, On the Spot, What If (BBC R2), and Clive Anderson (BBC), in which he also appeared giving a comedic slant to the weeks news topics and is a regular guest on Five’s ‘The Wright Stuff’ and C4’s ‘Richard and Judy Show’ as well as Boom Bang a Bang- the National Lottery Draw Show.

 

His first novel, Only In America, was published in 2002 to excellent reviews, and his follow-up, The Ripple Effect, the following year. He has written two episodes of an animated sitcom called, The Wild World of Warren, being produced by Baby Cow Productions for ITV.

 

In addition, Dominic has made numerous guest appearances on such television shows as Have I Got News For You, The Clive James Show, The Brian Conley Show, The Des O’Connor Show, The Stand Up Show, Edinburgh Nights, Best of Edinburgh, The Royal Variety Show and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Dominic has performed five critically-acclaimed sell out one-man shows at the Edinburgh Festival. He won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award in 1993 followed by a Perrier Nomination in 1996.


Dominic has an acute eye for people’s idiosyncrasies, weaving minute details and observations into his material. His engaging stage presence gives his shows a real intimacy and warmth.


As one of the country’s most respected comedians, playing regularly at The Comedy Store and Jongleurs and performing at theatres all over the country.

 

“One of television’s quickest wits” - The Daily Telegraph
“The British Jerry Seinfeld” - Time Out

 

 

STARRING

STEFANO PAOLINI
 

 

Stefano Paolini is a British-Italian stand up comedian combining spot-on impressions, hilarious characters, and even beatboxing to create a uniquely entertaining show.

 

A familiar face on the UK comedy circuit, Stefano’s impressive mimicry of animals and musical instruments is second only to his rave stand up routines. His headline shows don’t begin and end with the UK, however, as Stefano has performed in Germany, Malta, Switzerland, Italy, Belgium, Holland, Dubai, Abu-Dhabi, Doha, Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand and Myanmar, making his undeniable talent known to the broader world.

 

The Evening Standard called Stefano the “best voice merchant on the circuit” and claims he is destined for “far wider exposure”, something breathless audiences up and down the UK would certainly back.

 

STARRING

JUNIOR SIMPSON

 

With his infectious energy and huge stage presence, it is easy to see why Junior Simpson is a circuit favourite. Junior has a boundless joy and exuberance that has audiences hooked with hilarity. A true observational comic, Simpson finds his humour in the everyday and humdrum with anecdotes of his world travels as a comedian adding a personal originality to his set.

 

He has worked alongside Jo Brand, Rolf Harris, Frank Skinner and Jonathan Ross.

 

Junior is probably most famous for his appearance as the DJ in Love Actually, and has a string of TV credits including Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC), The Harry Enfield Show (Sky One), The Stand Up Show (BBC), The Comedy Store (C5), Live at Jongleurs (UK Gold) and you may have seen him on Casualty (BBC) or Holby City (BBC) or when he was on the panel of Big Brother’s Little Brother (C4).

 

He has also performed in countless festivals including V Festival, Leeds Comedy In The Park, Carling Weekend, Reading Festival, Leeds Festival, Brighton Festival, Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Leicester Comedy Festival, Birmingham Comedy Festival, Liverpool Comedy Festival, Ealing Comedy Festival and the Vodacom Funny Festival in Cape Town.

 

"His material is excellent" - DAILY MAIL

 

A circuit stalwart, Stephen K Amos made his Edinburgh debut in 2001, returned in 2003, and has performed there every year since. He has also appeared the Melbourne Comedy Festival every year from 2006 to 2009. Amos has also acted in a number of dramatic plays at the Fringe, including One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest with Christian Slater in 2004 - which later transferred to the West End – and Talk Radio in 2006.

 

On TV, he has performed stand-up on Live at the Apollo and the 2007 Royal Variety Performance and appeared on several panel shows, including Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, The Wright Stuff and Loose Women, where, in February 2009, he caused a stir by revealing that Prince Harry told him he 'didn't sound like a black chap’ after his appearance at a gig to celebrate Prince Charles's 60th birthday.

 

In 2007 Amos made an acclaimed Channel 4 documentary on homophobia in the black British community and in Jamaica, Batty Man. He is also in the cast of 2009 BBC Two sitcom In My Country, a multicultural show set in a run-down guest house. In 2004, he won a Time Out award for comedy, and he has been nominated for the Chortle Award for best compere three times, in 2004, 2007 and 2008.

 

“Positively luminescent. Damn loveable, a master entertainer”

METRO
“After an hour of this man’s stand up, my cheeks were aching from grinning so heartily, his humour is that infectious”

THE SCOTSMAN

 

STARRING

STEPHEN K AMOS

 

 

The last few years have been extremely busy for the America’s Got Talent winner, on both sides of the Atlantic. 2016 saw Zerdin head to The Las Vegas Strip for a headline residency at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. 2017 and 2018 saw Paul appear on spin-off shows America’s Got Talent – The Champions and Britain’s Got Talent – The Champions. Since then Paul has toured the US and UK with his critically acclaimed ‘All Mouth’ and ‘Puppet Party’ shows.

 

Zerdin is arguably the UK’s number one ventriloquist and made his TV debut in 1993 as the host of GMTV’s ‘Rise and Shine’. He then went on to win ITV’s The Big Big Talent Show, hosted by Jonathan Ross. Since then he has appeared on countless TV shows including The World Stands Up (Comedy Central), The Stand Up Show BBC!, Just for Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival, Comedy Rocks with Jason Manford (ITV1), Tonight at The London Palladium with Bruce Forsyth and Bradley Walsh (ITV1), Michael McIntyre’s Big Christmas Show (BBC1) and three appearances at The Royal Variety Performance. Winning Series 10 of America’s Got Talent in September 2015, Zerdin and his sidekicks soon went viral on YouTube, receiving millions of views from around the world.

 

Paul has literally just finished touring  ‘Paul Zerdin – Hands Free’ in the UK which will play a limited residency at the 2022 Edinburgh Festival.

 

 

STARRING

PAUL ZERDIN

COMEDIAN & VENTRILOQUIST

PAUL ZERDIN IS REPLACING RICH WILSON

 

CARL HUTCHINSON LIVE 2022

BEXLEY PARK SPORTS & SOCIAL CLUB

CALVERT DRIVE, DARTFORD, KENT, DA2 7GA

 

SATURDAY 10th SEPTEMBER

 

BAR 5.30pm COMEDY STARTS 7.30pm

 

 

STARRING

CARL HUTCHINSON

 

 

After two consecutive sell-out years, Carl comes to Dartford for the very first time, with a brand new show! Expect stories, observations & audience interaction. Always an exciting night, join this dynamic and versatile performer for a truly unmissable evening of comedy.

 

‘Captivating… outstanding…. .an all-round comic‘ ★★★★★ One4Review, Edinburgh

‘Joyously funny… Great self-effacing warmth…

Brilliant characterisations and expert timing.‘ ★★★★ Theatre Bath

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All our shows contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language.

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STARRING

LUKE TOULSON

"Excellent. His understated delivery belies the brilliant writing."
ROMESH RANGANATHAN

 

 

Luke has featured on Russell Howard’s Good News, been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award, writes for comedians appearing on Mock The Week and Live at the Apollo, and regularly performs at the best comedy clubs in the country.

 

“a gifted comic” – The Sunday Times

“incredibly funny” – Chortle

“He’s someone you’d like to go to the pub with” – ThreeWeeks

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